ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via fake-mermaid)

(via narcotic)

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

(via bastille)

legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

(via narcotic)

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(via bastille)

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(via bastille)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via bastille)