piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via gadziegadzeev)

staff:

Tumblr Tuesday: “Hands” (Karaoke Instrumental Track) [In the style of Jewel]

This is my Origami
The origami artist’s natural enemies: toddlers, rain, toddlers with scissors.

Chrissy Nail Art
The only thing that could make Chrissy’s nails spookier is if they fell off. 

Pics of Cats’ Paws
Paws: the hands of cats.

Hands on Film
Celebrity hands: they’re just like ours except they only have five fingers. 

Fuck You Party Photographer
A cautionary tale of what happens when you flip off the photographer. You think it’s all fun and games, but there’s a human being with feelings behind that camera. 

Photo via thisismyorigami

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via daylinightlin)

hentai-ass:

fellmoon:

tobiasxva:

I love accurate deadpool cosplay gifs.

This is why we need a real R rated Deadpool movie.

Protip: It IS Deadpool. He comes through the fourth wall to go to cons as himself

Fuck this is perfect

(Source: bored-no-more, via daylinightlin)

piquic:

said “i love ur blog” but didn’t fucking follow me
bitch

(via narcotic)

(Source: unrightful, via narcotic)

retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

(via narcotic)